Created by: Timmwilson
Number of Blossarys: 22
English (EN)
If a chick inquires about another Bros sexual history, a Bro shall honor the Brode of Silence and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than to tell the truth.
A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pieces of furniture. If the Bro has vastly underestimated ...
A Bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick. It's normal for a Bro to get confused and disorientated when dumping a chick. For some reason he's worried she'll become ...
If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown. Naming a lapdog after a Football Player or a character from a Bruce Willis movie does not absolve a Bro from this ...
A bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it. Who knows, what was considered stupid might now be cool.
The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.
By: Timmwilson